Category: holden

Originally posted last December, but with a truly regrettable crop job. We fired the intern.  

“Yes, Officer. I understand that this is not an appropriate place to be engaging in these kinds of activities. But in my defense, may I just ask that you look at her? I mean, what kind of self-discipline must a man possess in order to reject her when she says to pull over, because she… Continue reading Caught in the Act

I am ashamed to admit that, some weeks, “Holden Push-Ups” are the only exercise I give to my arms. ~Camille  

Under no circumstances should you take for granted the opportunities presented by a four-poster bed.  

Do you remember the 21st night of September (2012)? Fans of Earth, Wind and Fire will understand.