Oh, Santa!

I would be so very sad if I could only come once a year! We’ll keep tonight’s caption brief, given the long holiday weekend. Hell, we don’t even know if anyone is going to be reading this! But if you are, thank you. And if you’re celebrating Christmas, we hope you’re enjoying time with your… Continue reading Oh, Santa!

Balls in Hand

One of the Tumblr blogs we follow is run by an incredibly gifted photographer who posts the most beautiful and inspiring images of his muse. We have noticed over the years that roughly half of their images, coincidentally or by design, feature one exposed breast rather than both. We don’t mean to poke fun —… Continue reading Balls in Hand

Decorating (Through the Years)

Merry Christmas, y’all! Since December 25th happened to fall on one of our regular posting dates this year, we couldn’t resist taking a trip through the holiday archives to find a couple of unposted shots. The top photo, with the fishnets, was taken in 2018. It has such a simple and elegant pose that I’m… Continue reading Decorating (Through the Years)

One Star

To be sure, there is nothing quite as scary as holding a pivotal election cycle during a pandemic. However, the scathing review we wrote for the faulty Realistic Human Brain Gelatin Mold was also pretty frightening! Side note: Does this arterial spray make my boobs look lopsided? Happy Halloween, y’all! ~C [Outtake from a fun… Continue reading One Star