“If I give you my boa, can I see your python?” “Hand me that boa before I smack your asp.” “I love your boa, but isn’t that bra constricting?”…
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The Show
Even something as exciting as foreplay can get stale if you do the same things over and over. That’s why every now and then I enjoy doing a little striptease…
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Time spent in service to one another is never time wasted.
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You might be surprised at how many times we have to crop big smiles out of our photos…
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“Scars have the strange power to remind us that our past is real.” — Cormac McCarthy, All the Pretty Horses (See what I did there?)
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