You have seen him before, but never like this! He has contributed anonymously a few times, with self-made photos, but now appears to have gotten himself into a sticky situation. Or a marvelous situation, depending upon your perspective! 
Please welcome, one and all, The Scientist. You can find all of his previous contributions here, and we hope you’ll join us in encouraging more!
Ah, science. I can see this pursuer has properly outlined the scope of his work… Welcome Scientist! You sure look like you are on the *verge* of mind-blowing discoveries…
Yes! And it calls to mind the quote about scientific discovery often being violent and painful…at first.
Love this and love that he’s being brave and contributing!
We do, too! Happy to hear from you, Jez!
Damn, that’s a helluva probe you have there, Scientist! You could explore Uranus with that
Bravo and thank you 
Tee hee hee, you said “explore.” Oh, wait…
Ayyyy fridayam what a groaner…!
Perhaps, but it does inspire the imagination!