Snake Puns

  “If I give you my boa, can I see your python?” “Hand me that boa before I smack your asp.” “I love your boa, but isn’t that bra constricting?” [Feel free to add your own…]

The Show

Even something as exciting as foreplay can get stale if you do the same things over and over. That’s why every now and then I enjoy doing a little striptease and a sensual dance! ~Camille

Dragon

  “Scars have the strange power to remind us that our past is real.” — Cormac McCarthy, All the Pretty Horses (See what I did there?)