Happy Friday, y’all! You know what you’ve been wanting, and The Scientist knows what you’ve been wanting: A big old detail-rich close-up! So, enjoy the image, get a grip (*ahem*),…
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Happy Friday, y’all! You know what you’ve been wanting, and The Scientist knows what you’ve been wanting: A big old detail-rich close-up! So, enjoy the image, get a grip (*ahem*),…
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“Kiss me, I’m Irish,” said Peaches, in the email that accompanied this playful photo! We regret not being able to post it sooner, with all of the activity over our…
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Euphemisms for male masturbation have always seemed so violent to me. “Choking the bishop,” and Holden’s favorite, “Roughing up the suspect,” for example. The one I always use is “tickling…
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It is at the very least contradictory — and some might even say cruel — to have admonished you last night about the perils of today’s commute, only to publish a…
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The ever-dependable Scientist returns this Monday morning for another exciting foray into the noir realm of shadows and light. There is so much exquisite detail here to catch the eye…
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