The Twelfth

Bringing this year’s collection of holiday images to a close with another silly/sexy one, wherein I relax beneath the Christmas tree and attempt to fashion a string bikini out of a string of beads. As one does. And since nearly everyone seems to enjoy year-end countdown lists, tomorrow we will kick off our top ten most viewed… Continue reading The Twelfth

Christmas ’14

Merry Christmas, to all of you who celebrate! We have bidden farewell to our holiday houseguests, and we find ourselves alone in the house this evening with only these silent, festive dolls as company. This outtake from two years ago is a very accurate depiction of our chief plans for the evening, especially since I’ll be… Continue reading Christmas ’14

Festive Peaches

We have never had the pleasure to hear Peaches speak, much less sing, but she included a “Santa Baby” reference in the email that accompanied these sexy submissions, and so we invented a breathy voice to hear in our minds while we created this post! She sends along Merry Christmas wishes to everyone who has… Continue reading Festive Peaches

Shaky Baking

We don’t eat dessert often, and so I find myself doing very little baking throughout the year. Since I don’t get a lot of practice, I am reluctant to improvise much with my holiday treats. I keep all of the necessary ingredients within close reach, I measure precisely, and follow the recipe instructions to a… Continue reading Shaky Baking