One Star

To be sure, there is nothing quite as scary as holding a pivotal election cycle during a pandemic. However, the scathing review we wrote for the faulty Realistic Human Brain Gelatin Mold was also pretty frightening! Side note: Does this arterial spray make my boobs look lopsided? Happy Halloween, y’all! ~C [Outtake from a fun… Continue reading One Star

Two Windows

Happy weekend, y’all! My apologies for the brief caption this time, but we’re in a bit of a rush to get this post prepared. Holden is officiating a wedding this evening. (I’ll take Sentences I Never Thought I’d Type for $500, Alex.) But I thought it would be fun to post these two window shots… Continue reading Two Windows

Fruity

Good evening, everyone! We’re into a new archive folder now, in search of outtakes, this one dated mid-June of 2016. Both of the originals were presented in color, the first time, and I wanted to play around with some different edits for these. In fact, nearly all of the first-choice images from that folder were… Continue reading Fruity

May Days

Our May 8, 2016 photo session was a brief one — less than 70 shots taken. I suppose we were too excited about our upcoming 10th anniversary trip to the west coast to muster up much creativity. (Remember pre-COVID, when people used to get all excited about planning long vacation trips? We barely do.) Anyway,… Continue reading May Days