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Mr. Sandman

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

Give him the oral skills to make me scream

Make him as pretty as Bradley Cooper

And tell him he can put it in my pooper!

Camille, annoyed by hearing a commercial with The Chordette’s “Mr. Sandman” one too many times last night…

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