Gentlemen: There may come a time when you are struck by an idea. An idea for a photo so unique, so clever and so beautiful, that you have never seen anything remotely similar to it. A photo that is simultaneously erotic and whimsical, satisfying both for the season at hand and for the most primal lusts of those who might view it. As one who has been there, please allow me to offer a few words of advice, before you undertake this epic piece of art that you have envisioned:
DO NOT sprinkle glitter onto your cock.