The thud startled me, and I had to suppress a giggle when I saw its source. I calmly explained to Holden that, while I adore his cock, it simply is not acceptable as legal tender within the rules of the game and therefore cannot be offered as rent payment for landing on one of my properties.
Check here and here, if you missed either of our previous entries in the naked gaming theme. This time, we have managed to thoroughly corrupt a Disney edition of Monopoly. May the Parker Brothers have mercy on our souls. ~C