Phasma’s Laundry Day

There was no shortage of stormtroopers to volunteer for her laundry tasks, of course, but the duty rosters had to be changed after so many thongs went missing. While chasing rebels through D’Qar and other such godforsaken places, there is precious little time to shop for pretty undergarments. And the First Order’s military issued skivvies leave a lot to be desired, both in style and comfort. ~C

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14 thoughts on “Phasma’s Laundry Day

    1. H and C Post author

      Thank you! We’ll get those socks back out, soon. We’d hoped to feature them more in these shots, but there were just too many other details to show! ~C

  1. Jackson

    So many things in these images make me smile…the mask, the thin top, the panty-less bottom, the sexy hips, the socks, the matching belly ring and fingernails …and the creative description….just to name a few 😉

    1. H and C Post author

      Thank you, Steve! Star Wars canon suggests that Jango Fett’s template for clone troopers was 5’7, so there’s a lot of controversy on those measurements. 😉 Glad you’re enjoying these! ~C

  2. Marc


    Mmm those Stormtroopers really can mess up a good thing.

    Hopefully the current staff can keep their eyes on the mission and not misplace Phasma things.

    I would not want her to experience and discomfort wearing standard issue knickers.

    Reading the caption I thought about the Earth version of the laundry Bremuda Triangle, laundry basket, washer and dryer…

    1. H and C Post author

      Many thanks, Marc! We shudder to think what discipline Phasma would dole out for thieves, especially when her personal property is involved! Hope you’ll enjoy what she’s up to in the next installment… 🙂 ~C

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