Texts from Hux

Ever have one of those co-workers with no sense of proper boundaries? You’re off duty, in your comfortable lounging clothes, and you’ve just poured a nice tall glass of your favorite Corellian wine. And then, out of nowhere, the texts begin. And not even about anything important, really, or certainly not something that couldn’t wait… Continue reading Texts from Hux

Smooth Sailing

You get used to the clunky armor, after a while, and eventually begin to treat it as an extension of yourself. What sometimes takes longer, though, is the body glove that’s worn underneath. While there are several methods for controlling the discomfort, many find that keeping one’s skin smooth as silk works the best.

A long time ago

In a lover’s bedroom far, far away… We all have that keepsake box, don’t we, with ticket stubs, trinkets, post cards, and maybe even a few fading Polaroids. We may not look in the box very often, but we’d never think of throwing out the mementos. Happy Friday, everyone! Hope you all have a joyful… Continue reading A long time ago

Under the Hood

Even for a hobbyist, these primitive internal combustion engines can be frustrating. Not even a compact repulsorlift to be found, let alone a proper ion drive. Instead, just pistons and fuel injectors, crankshafts and flywheels. Still, it’s something to do on an off-day Saturday, where tinkering in a silent garage in your skivvies can almost… Continue reading Under the Hood

Phasma’s Laundry Day

There was no shortage of stormtroopers to volunteer for her laundry tasks, of course, but the duty rosters had to be changed after so many thongs went missing. While chasing rebels through D’Qar and other such godforsaken places, there is precious little time to shop for pretty undergarments. And the First Order’s military issued skivvies… Continue reading Phasma’s Laundry Day